Sometimes things just work out for the best. Even for us unlucky ones.

I ran into him today at Walgreens when I went in to pick up my prescription.  I started avoiding him completely over the summer when I found out that he possibly wanted to be more than just friends.  It was a time when my relationship was at the peak of its volatility and I wanted [...]

“I just wanted to make it SNOWWWAHHHHH!”

WOW, do I feel bad for this ultimate FAIL sorority girl.
“Apparently, she wanted to make the hallway appear that it had snow in it, so she decided to use a fire extinguisher (this is something that her dad has successfully done in the past). Instead of there just being a “little [...]

Homosexuals are going to melt the polar ice caps!

“Pope Benedict XVI has said that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.
He explained that defending God’s creation was not limited to saving the environment, but also about protecting man from self-destruction.”
Somewhere in Berkeley, my Gender and Women Studies professor is suffering an aneurysm.
And ironically, [...]

Happy Hajj! Your rape has been sanctioned by the court!

So I know we’re supposed to be allies with this mysoginistic country and all because we’re oil-thirsty 24/7/365 but can we just bomb them already?
OK, so I don’t actually support bombing and entire country because I’m secretly a pacifist even though I totally get off on Jet Li/Jason Statham/Bruce Willis films (if they ever made [...]

Does cold weather instigate people with OCD?

I thought being at home for break would be relaxing since all I the only things I had scheduled on doing before leaving for NY to see Tony was to watch trashy TV, scrounge around in the kitchen for fat-free organic snacks (since my mom has suddenly become some kind of health nut), and catch [...]