And on the eighth day God created Doubt.

Or was it Xena?
I’ve recently rediscovered my love for the leather-clad warrior princess in all her shrieking, flipping, chakram-throwing, and history-manipulating wonder.  And…I’ve spent the greater part of today trying to plow right on through season 3, which other die-hard Xena fans (who doesn’t love saucy gods, pseudo-lesbian relationships, and cheesy jokes?!) have deemed the [...]

Days of bliss are never too brief in my rememberings.

These days when I come home for a weekend, my parents are suspiciously nice to me.  Perhaps they’ve become aware of the fact that I will be graduating in just a couple of months (that thought alone induces indigestion) and will hopefully be making some kind of steady income, so they’re set to place me [...]

Drowning in quotes from mediocre teen-coms.

So I was wondering what would happen if Tina Fey and Jon Stewart had a baby…a comedic genius? That would truly be a breath of fresh air in the midst of all of these people (some of my friends included) mistaking repeated quips of “That’s what she said” for witty remarks. Seriously, if [...]

4:33 in Dwinelle.

I told Tony that I’d be diligently studying for our Marketing midterm during my 2-hour-long break but so far, all I’ve done is gossip about long distance friends’ significant others, read about Rihanna allegedly getting back together with Chris Brown (via Gawker/Lezebel), and look up the California minimum wage for 2009.
I spend about 20 minutes [...]

Why I’m shedding more of my morning bitchiness:

I usually turn into an absolute monster in the mornings or after a nap and all of my previous roommates are privy to this information.
Today I woke up at 8:51 (although my alarm had been set for 8:00 – and yes, that means I pressed snooze about a bajillion times), took a shower, and although [...]