Phelps caught smoking pot and AMERICA CRIES ITSELF TO SLEEP.

So I’m sure teeny-boppers and concerned parents all across the nation have heard the news of Michael Phelps and his apocalyptic bong hit.
CALM YOUR SHIT, PEOPLE.
Let’s step back and remind ourselves that this tall lanky and slightly droopy Phelps has probably spent the majority of his life in a strict training regimen, overcoming a learning [...]

Bring some ching-chong spice to your 77-year-old sack.

So Michael Phelps has a new gf.  Big deal, right?  Well, apparently it is a big deal because she’s Asian (ZOMG!).  Can we please stop treating the “phenomenon” of rich older men (ahem, Rupert Murdoch) dating younger Asian women as some kind of disease?  Maybe it’s just logical in the statistical sense since we Asians [...]