Um, more like K-K-Kombo Breaker?

This is up there with the “Who Killed Obama?” T-shirts and Dane Cook on the Douchebag Express.

Who killed Obama?

What a fucking idiot.  I can say that now since it hasn’t happened yet (*knocks on wood*), but honestly, most people are thinking probably thinking about it.  So this greasy hipster designer named Apollo Braun is selling these sweatshirts for $129 despite pressure from the FBI to just FUCKING STOP.
“I am not saying ‘Kill Obama’ [...]

OBAMAAAAAA!

Needless to say, people are fucking excited.
P.S. That is a total of 1240 cupcakes.

Oe!bama!

Today I can genuinely say that I am proud to be an American.
P.S. Will The Daily Show and The Colbert Report still be entertaining come January 2009?

Omg going to move to Canada.

Yes, let’s try to punish those 4-year-old socialists.